George the Duck

Currently this is our window

I will let you read it yourself.

"I'm a wizard"

Please finish.

I could not think of which of my endings I enjoyed the most and I was sure there were plenty more to think of. So, if you have any suggestions just comment them.

Two I already have are:

"... cupping himself."

"...holding a saucepan and proclaiming the word of god."

Satan and his electrical fetish

A long and lonely life

I was once told that this is the worst thing that could be wished upon a person. But I can very much doubt that as I can think of a few worse things.

For instance, that chap on the right could slowly force his way inside of you. That's bound to hurt.

So many socks

I can assure you that this is not based on my lifestyle, at all! Never! I am partially sure of it! I don't ever use my socks.

Insults

My two favourite insults at the current time. As well as "Skank".

Man made of chaos

Solar System On My Plate/Kill The Whore

A man in a dress.

As the blog post so subtly puts it. A version of a real man I saw in a real dress.

Mr. Feach and the scarecrow

"Oh Mister Feach, what peculiar dreams you do have."

Monster and I call him Truffles.

Aw, look at truffles! So cute.